Evil Xena Shower Curtain found on eBay

Back in the day when there was very little Xena merchandise to be had, fans were creating their own XenaStuff. Most fans made these items for their own use (stuff to get signed at conventions) or to trade with other fans. A very few sold some of their items -- although not always in an appropriate way (there was one fan who would come to my Xena gatherings at my house and bring home-made Xena magnets to sell -- totally tacky). OK, sorry for that snarky digression. The deal was -- people knew what they were doing was unlicensed and illegal, but no one was making any money on it.

This particular item reminds me of those days, but this seller paints shower curtains for a living, though it's unclear that any of the designs being used are actually licensed. Whatever. If however, you simply cannot live without showering with Evil Xena, then here is your chance: